Dito Ka Na Sa Windang

Ang buhay ng isang pinoy nga naman, minsan eh, nakaka-windang. Pero kahit ganun, lagi tayong masaya at tumatawa sa pag-gulong ng buhay.

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Mula ngayon, isa ka nang tunay na Windang Filipino!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sablayers: Bilang 18

Patay tayo dyan!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

"Unfriend"

"Unfriend" ang Oxford Word of the Year. Ano ba ibig sabihin nun?

Unfriend – verb – To remove someone as a ‘friend’ on a social networking site such as Facebook.

May mga nakalaban pa ang "unfriend" sa Word of the Year at heto sila:

Hashtag – a # [hash] sign added to a word or phrase that enables Twitter users to search for tweets (postings on the Twitter site) that contain similarly tagged items and view thematic sets.

Intexticated – distracted because texting on a cellphone while driving a vehicle.

Netbook – a small, very portable laptop computer with limited memory.

Paywall – a way of blocking access to a part of a website which is only available to paying subscribers.

Sexting – the sending of sexually explicit texts and pictures by cellphone.

Freemium – a business model in which some basic services are provided for free, with the aim of enticing users to pay for additional, premium features or content.

Funemployed – taking advantage of one’s newly unemployed status to have fun or pursue other interests.

Zombie bank – a financial institution whose liabilities are greater than its assets, but which continues to operate because of government support.

Ardi – (Ardipithecus ramidus) oldest known hominid, discovered in Ethiopia during the 1990s and announced to the public in 2009.

Birther – a conspiracy theorist who challenges President Obama’s birth certificate.

Choice mom – a person who chooses to be a single mother.

Death panel – a theoretical body that determines which patients deserve to live, when care is rationed.

Teabagger – a person, who protests President Obama’s tax policies and stimulus package, often through local demonstrations known as “Tea Party” protests (in allusion to the Boston Tea Party of 1773).

Brown state ­– a US state that does not have strict environmental regulations.

Green state – a US state that has strict environmental regulations.

Ecotown – a town built and run on eco-friendly principles.

Deleb – a dead celebrity.

Tramp stamp – a tattoo on the lower back, usually on a woman.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Crayola Trivia


More than 100 billion crayons have been produced so far. The first crayons consisted of a mixture of charcoal and oil. In the early 1900s, cousins Edwin Binney and Harold Smith developed a nontoxic wax crayon. Binney's wife, Alice, attached the French word for chalk, craie, with "ola," from oily, to form the Crayola brand name. Their first box of Crayola crayons were sold for a nickel in 1903.

The first Crayola crayons came in a box of eight colours: black, blue, brown, green, orange, purple, red and yellow. By 1957, 40 new colours were introduced. Today there are more than 120 crayon colours, including Atomic Tangerine, Blizzard Blue, Mango Tango, Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, Screamin' Green and Shocking Pink. Over 5 billion crayons are produced each year.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

7 Last Words Bago Na-sisante sa Trabaho

1. "Bobo naman yang si boss eh."
2. "Walang kwenta ang kumpanyang ito."
3. "Ipo-promote kita basta lagi lang tayong mag-date."
4. "Kalokohan yang termination after 3 consecutive lates... Ako nga 4 lates na eh!"
5. "Ma-reimburse ko nga itong 100 dollars worth of chocolates sa business trip ko."
6. "Bukas ko na submit ito sir, tinatamad ako ngayon."
7. "Ano?! Nag chat ka ng bastos sa secretary ni boss?! Asawa nya yun ah!"

Monday, November 9, 2009

Sablayers: Bilang 17

Ganito na ang latest interior designs...

Monday, November 2, 2009

Noypi Ka Ba? (Vocabulary Naman)


1. You say "take out" instead of "to go."
2. You ask for "Colgate" instead of toothpaste.
3. You refer to refrigerator as "ref", "Frigidare." or "pridyider."
4. You say "kodakan" instead of take a picture.
5. You order 'McDonalds' or 'Jollibee' instead of hamburger, which you pronounce 'ham-boor-jer.'
6. You say 'Ha?' instead of 'what?'
7. You say 'Hoy!' to get someone's attention.
8. You answer when someone yells 'Hoy!'
9. You turn around when you hear 'pssst.'
10. You say "Cutex" instead of nail polish.
11. You say "for a while" instead of "please hold" on the telephone.
12. Your sneeze sounds like 'Ahh-ching' instead of 'Ahh-choo.'
13. You say 'Aray' instead of 'ouch.'
14. You make acronyms for phrases: "OA" = Overacting, "DOM" = Dirty Old Man...
15. You say "aircon" instead of "A/C" or airconditioner.
16. You say 'brown-out' instead of 'black-out.'
17. You say "Ay" or "Uy" instead of "oops."
18. You start with "actually" when you're trying to explain something.
19. You say "comfort room" instead of bathroom.
20. "Ano" and "di ba" regularly slip out during conversations.
21. You try hard to speak English and when you don't know what to say next, you say "you know..."
22. You change your accent according to the person you're talking to.
23. When someone's pregnant, you say "she's on the way."
24. You say "ayyss ---!" in kolehiyala accent to show any kind of extreme emotion. Example: "Ayyy, shheeett, nag-split na sila?" "Ayysss, shheeett, talaga?"
25. When somebody gives you a compliment, instead of saying thank you, you say "hindi naman."