Noypi Ka Ba? (Vocabulary Naman)

1. You say "take out" instead of "to go."
2. You ask for "Colgate" instead of toothpaste.
3. You refer to refrigerator as "ref", "Frigidare." or "pridyider."
4. You say "kodakan" instead of take a picture.
5. You order 'McDonalds' or 'Jollibee' instead of hamburger, which you pronounce 'ham-boor-jer.'
6. You say 'Ha?' instead of 'what?'
7. You say 'Hoy!' to get someone's attention.
8. You answer when someone yells 'Hoy!'
9. You turn around when you hear 'pssst.'
10. You say "Cutex" instead of nail polish.
11. You say "for a while" instead of "please hold" on the telephone.
12. Your sneeze sounds like 'Ahh-ching' instead of 'Ahh-choo.'
13. You say 'Aray' instead of 'ouch.'
14. You make acronyms for phrases: "OA" = Overacting, "DOM" = Dirty Old Man...
15. You say "aircon" instead of "A/C" or airconditioner.
16. You say 'brown-out' instead of 'black-out.'
17. You say "Ay" or "Uy" instead of "oops."
18. You start with "actually" when you're trying to explain something.
19. You say "comfort room" instead of bathroom.
20. "Ano" and "di ba" regularly slip out during conversations.
21. You try hard to speak English and when you don't know what to say next, you say "you know..."
22. You change your accent according to the person you're talking to.
23. When someone's pregnant, you say "she's on the way."
24. You say "ayyss ---!" in kolehiyala accent to show any kind of extreme emotion. Example: "Ayyy, shheeett, nag-split na sila?" "Ayysss, shheeett, talaga?"
25. When somebody gives you a compliment, instead of saying thank you, you say "hindi naman."